The best thing about life, Is knowing you put it together

"They look like big strong hands... don't they?"

Water rolls down the skin like tiny beads..
Eyes close so that they might see.
Illum tangendo (touching him)
This sun is a star in someone else's sky
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This moon is making someone cry...
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Captain PirateFace say's "Ahoy!"

Captain PirateFace say's "Ahoy!"
Updated by, Captain PirateFace

The Captain


This is not an Exit

Never Say Die!!!

"the tigers have found me
and I do not care."

Charles Bukowski

there is no fear here

there is no fear here
there is a fear here

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


Checking out at target and the cashier asks me... "Are these yours?" and i said... "Well i dont think that they are these fellas." referencing the two ninety year old men behind me.

Unicorns....... Kick Ass...


Captain PirateFace

Happy Happy Joy Joy

:) Captain PirateFace

Sunday, August 28, 2011

My Tow Receipt

    Click to Enlarge....

Yeah... during economic hard times this is what they are doing to people...

thanks again Ashleys Towing.... you fucking pricks.

Grindhouse classics

Captain PirateFace

finders keepers losers weepers....

so my car got towed tonight... this all after arguing all day with the woman i love for god knows what. i must be stupid as fuck all. anyways... i parked in front of my parents house and was upstairs for maybe under thirty min. using the restroom and arguing with the woman i love... i guess i just suck. then my car is gone. it cost $315.00 to get it out of tow tonight... i would like to give a quick shout out to the fuckers who like to screw the average working man...

a good place to get fucked in the ass...

 (i will scan my bill to show you how they explain how they just pummeled my butthole) so anyways... i was halfway in front of my parents driveway and their block wall that separates the backyard from the street and i do admit.... it's a fire zone. I see people park like this all day long and nothing... under thirty min and they are on it like flies on shit... a sweet, kindly "neighbor" called to have us towed.. don't know which one... but all three of ours park in the street, sometimes several cars deep and that is obviously cool. So.... luckily the woman i love who has been upset all day with me now bales my car out. yep.... My girl to the rescue.

it all gets better folks...

Since summer school ended over a month ago i have had little to no income. I have borrowed from friends and family to get me through the gas issue for the last thirty days. Today i took a title loan on my car for $500, and used it for gasoline (to make sure i can make it to work all week starting Monday) and food for the house (mom and dads) as they haven't had work just as long... So, Monday i have to go back to the title loan place and take a bigger loan to cover Briana for the $300 she lent me and enough to cover the first initial loan. So instead of paying $500 right off when i get paid... now i will be making "payments" for over a thousand dollars... Just to make sure i don't lose my vehicle...Oh and my girlfriend reminded me several times not to screw her on the money... as if i would? i would never do that... ever... i feel so loved and trusted.

as if i was a liar... but i have yet to lie to her.

and i can't make her happy either...

what the hell is wrong with me?

so now here i sit... sad, frustrated, brokenhearted....

it's so terrible when you want to give up and you can't... so just cry by yourself when nobody is looking Captain.
Just keep trying to be positive while they line up one by one and kick you right in the fucking teeth.

and i can't sleep.

waiting for the crumbling walls to crush me dead...

so i stand here baby.
just watching you beat down those big bastard walls...
and the bricks are coming down on my head hard.
i stand here baby...
watching the rubble fall around me... on me...
trapping me brick by brick
breaking bones and cutting and bruising skin...

i smile while i get crushed.
as i always have as i always do.

                                                    i hope your next wall stands up better.


it was easier giving up.
remember that?
floating underwater...
high on weed and percocets and soma's... a little booze...
as everyone ignored you.
you found peace giving up.
floating beneath the surface... a few feet away but thousands of miles apart.
half dead... half crazy... losing everything.
and trying is so hard.
so hard.
i thought i would be better off a fat dead statistic...
and i failed.

i live.

i smile and shake hands and hold doors and pay attention and don't get drunk and don't fall back into the habit, i love strongly with all my heart.. even if it isn't enough. i smile even when it feel's like the floor is about to give way. i smile when the tears are choking me up to the point of speechlessness. i smile and try to find the best in every living soul... i smile through it all.
i am romantic and stupid and so scared.

i owe it to you all don't i?

to suffer through the bullshit sober.
to experience every bit of pain i ignored for over seven years...
i deserve this.

i smile.

my family suffers the same fate... all hard workers...
all good, caring people...

all of us experiencing terrible thing after terrible thing...

we smile.

we stupid bastards smile.

it's what we are good at... living with the pain.

i wish i had an answer.

feel free to ask me anything sunshine.

i take one last look at heaven as it recedes into the darkness...
i pack up my emotional baggage and get ready for the hunt.
i am hunting my girls demons tonight...
and i hear they are tough.
i find them and tear them apart...
they scream as i devour them one by one...
i get overwhelmed and succumb to their numbers.
i will find a way to beat them... somehow.

Captain PirateFace 

Saturday, August 27, 2011


No truer song....

 last by nine inch nails

gave up trying to figure it out but my head got lost along the way
worn out from giving it up my soul I pissed it all away
still stings these shattered nerves
pigs we get what pigs deserve
I'm going all the way down I'm leaving today

come come come on you've gotta fill me up
come come gotta let me inside of you
come come come on you gotta fix me up
come come gotta let me inside of you

still feel it all slipping away but it doesn't matter anymore
everybody's still chipping away but it doesn't matter anymore
look through these blackened eyes
you'll see ten thousand lies
my lips may promise but my heart is a whore

come come come on you gotta fill me up
come come gotta let me inside of you
come come come on you gotta fix me up
come come gotta let me get through to you

this isn't meant to last
this is for right now

I know it's all getting away and it comes to me as no surprise
I know what's coming to me is never going to arrive
fresh blood through tired skin
new sweat to drown me in
dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive

come come come on you gotta fill me up
come come gotta let me inside of you
come come come on you gotta fix me up
come come gotta let me get through to you

this isn't meant to last
this is for right now

I wish I could put the blame on you
I want you to make me
I want you to take me
I want you to break me
then I want you to throw me away

Attack Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck. Yeah.

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Lolita Storm!

Hey! A song about me!

Bleed out bastard face.

and we skip and jump and dry fuck the days away
this collection of human beings
shaped from mud and blood and clay...
and of course...
gods love...

and sperm.

Captain PirateFace

Friday, August 26, 2011

Friday, August 19, 2011



an observation...

Dreamcatcher's in cars... automobiles... 

Are you fucking kidding me?

What is the purpose?

A) You are sleeping while driving... and that makes you stupid, crazy and a dangerous mother fucker....


B) You "Daydream" while driving allot... which also makes you a dangerous and moronic driver.


C) Your a fucking Jedi and anything you ever do will be cool.

Sadly... I think it's mostly A and B.

Just an observation....

oh and P.S.... I got pulled over and ticketed by Henderson P.D. for having my school lanyard hanging from the rear-view mirror. But assholes can parade this nonsense around all day... 

         Captain PirateFace



You too asshole...

Thursday, August 18, 2011

The chair

The chair i broke at smashburger with my fat ass... After the meal of course.

This guy...

This dick parked inches away from my driver side door... So i had to shimmy between the two cars... Yep. Dick. Oh... I am at China Joes.

cappy piry facey

but then again...

Johnny "Captain PirateFace" Robison

and then again...

maybe i spoke to soon....

inject reality and sadness now.

i sit back and ready the vein
dripping excess sadness and bullshit... as she licks it up off my arms and chest.
i inject misery and reality into the vein...
clench my teeth and wait for it to set in..
then all is bliss and doom and all that...
whatever you need.
Feeding the worms the necessary little bits of me and you...
till they are fat and full of blood.

                                       Captain PirateFace

Fuck it up Pigface!!!!!!!

Heck yeah! I am in a helluva good mood! Why? Lemme give you a  few reason's yo!

first... This cool, kick ass kid is my son! How did I luck out into that amazing little maniac? 

and this girl loves me....

Nuff said!

Captain PirateFace

and for those that don't get it... "Suck" it ;)

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Hey ScareCrow.... why you looking so down?

i guess i am just trying to make the world go round.

i guess i am just hoping with all my heart that all get's better....

Captain PirateFace

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

like music?

Check this out.... Just trust me...

Click -----> Here <------ if you like indie rock, punk, or maybe like a little "Jay Reatard" feel....

The Captain

How can you save me when you can't save yourself?

"nothing can save
it keeps the walls

Charles Bukowski