The best thing about life, Is knowing you put it together

"They look like big strong hands... don't they?"

Water rolls down the skin like tiny beads..
Eyes close so that they might see.
Illum tangendo (touching him)
This sun is a star in someone else's sky
Illum tangendo (touching him)
This moon is making someone cry...
Illum tangendo (touching him)

Captain PirateFace say's "Ahoy!"

Captain PirateFace say's "Ahoy!"
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The Captain

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Never Say Die!!!





























"the tigers have found me
and I do not care."

Charles Bukowski

there is no fear here

there is no fear here
there is a fear here

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween on this Good Ship LollyPop


Happy Halloween Amigo's...

Tonight I take my little "Devil" (Gabriel) Trick or treating...
I will take pictures and post the wicked results here.

I hope you all have a great Halloween, tonight when I get home after the festivities my wife and I will watch Disney's Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Followed by House of 1,000 Corpses or Return of the Living Dead and ending the night sleepily with the original and king of all horror films... Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


My Halloween gift to you is 3 tracks from Arcade Fire zipped up into an rar file that you can download here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1P2MJGSW

The tracks are, Neon Bible, Intervention, Black Waves/Bad Vibrations... all slightly dark but calming to end your creepfest this Halloween Eve.


I am writing more again and as soon as those fantastic piles of shite are done I will be posting more soon. Damn, I miss writing.


Keep the creepiness up.


P.S. No November Zine... too much shit went down this month... some bad times matey... bad times. But I will actively be flyering at First Friday for this lovely little doomed site.



Captain PirateFace

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The Vegoose Experience

My Review of Vegoose should be up soon at www.festivalblogger.com
once it is I will post the link here... until then here is some video clips and pictures...





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yEEEEEEEEah BoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOyyy!!!!


Captain PirateFace

Monday, October 22, 2007

A gift from the Ol' Pirate Bastard


Enjoy this file filled with muzak to get spooky to.


It's a fairly large download (94.46 MB) as you are getting 30 Songs so be patient.
Just un-zip with your computer’s software and enjoy.

Here be the link:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D11PGSZB

Let me know if the muzik rock's yer fragile world.

Captain PirateFace



Song/Artist


Devil, Devil Go Away/ ???
Jack the Ripper/ Error
Mysterious Mose/ ???
Red Right Hand/ Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
The Munsters/ The Munsters
Hells Half Acre/ A Whisper in the Noise
The Surfing Dead/ The Cramps
Mr. Raven/ MC Lars
Spider Baby Theme/ Lon Chaney Jr.
Dracs Back/ ???
Dragula/ Rob Zombie
Rock and Roll Pumpkin/ Green Jelly
Psycho Killer/ Talking Heads
Zombie Jamboree/ Harry Belafonte
ABC’s of Death/ ???
Sinister Purpose/ Zacherle with Southern Culture on the Skids
Samara from “The Ring”
Hunting Humans/ The Misfits
Grim Grinning Ghosts/ Disney’s Haunted Mansion Ghosts
Happy Halloween/ Zacherle
Boogie Man/ Rob Zombie
Silver Shamrock Commercial from “Halloween 3: Season of the witch”
I put a spell on you/ Marilyn Manson
Headless Horseman Song/ Disney’s Legend of Sleepy Hollow
Thriller/ Ben Gibbard
Halloween Hootenanny/ Zacherle
Aftermath/ Trent Reznor
Everyday is Halloween/ Ministry
This is Halloween/ From Disney’s “A Nightmare Before Christmas”
Dead Mans Party/ Oingo Boingo

Friday, October 19, 2007

waiting for the miracle to come...


Hello strange friends.
A whole slew of bad things have been going on as of late. Am I wanting to bear all on this lovely blog of narcissism and doom? Not at the moment. Some times some things are just too personal. This I will let you know... What is going on is tearing my life apart. I feel as though it truly is slowly killing me.
So, I will still post my all time favorite Halloween songs, but, I am prematurely ending my 100 favorite horror films. I just can't form the thoughts and I don't feel it's all that damn interesting to begin with. I am sure you wonderful readers (all two of you) could come up with a better more entertaining list anyhow.

As far as the poetry and prose, I have been at a loss for words lately and consumed with the anxiety it creates by not being able to vent through my writing. In other words, I have a wicked case of writers block that I am sure is being brought on by my current personal problems.
I want to write more than ever but unseen forces are killing the thoughts.
I will try again soon.


Giving up on love that has given up

She's in a picture frame
and the setting sun collapses darkness around her face.
The darkness shadows her completely.
And when the sun comes up the light will come pouring into this room...
She will be gone.
Leaving an empty picture frame..
an empty heart.
And you wont really know if you care or not.




Love Johnny, the mad maniac behind the rotting brain of,

Thursday, October 18, 2007

A dark storm on the horizon

It’s the common reactor
it’s the long way out
it’s the stream of a motion blur
that swirls around til you drown

but I couldn’t put it down

it’s the colorless picture
in a heart shaped frame
the silhouette of a dough eyed girl
who at one point had a name

but I couldn’t put it down
no I couldn’t put it down

let’s break the window panes
and separate the walls from all the nails
cuz maybe if we’re loud we’ll stay alive
while everybody wants to join the fight
but now it’s too late

brush away all the memories
keep the cries curbside
i’ll be ashing on the images
that have all been caught inside

but i couldn’t put it down
no i couldn’t put it down
no i couldn’t put it down

let’s break the window panes
and separate the walls from all the nails
cuz maybe if we’re loud we’ll stay alive
while everybody wants to join the fight
cut even if we barricade the door and seal it with the
blood found on the floor
we’re always going to cross the finish line
while everybody wants to run and hide
but now it’s too late

a night on bald mountain

Friday, October 12, 2007

What if everything around you isn't quite as it seems?"


So...
You bastards really have it in for me don't you?
I want to thank all the people who gave me the feedback I so desperately crave...
Thank You.... Sheri and Ben.
And that is it for the feedback I got.
yep.
So the swine will come to the slop but not give a grunt when asked about the quality of the meal eh?
Such is life.


My wife has it in for me. I think Artist's are all just a little fucking bonkers. eh?
She lost her mind yesterday and began to pour the hate on. THICK.
So, Today I plan to stay as far away from her as humanly possible and if she approaches I will try my new technique of curling up in the fetal position, sucking my thumb and crying in a hysterical fit. It may work... or, I may just get kicked.

I will get back to my list come Monday... Until then I will be attempting to write some friggin' poetry.






Word to your mothers.

Captain PirateFace





Thursday, October 11, 2007


"I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains"

Wu Tang Clan

So, as a way to move about writing some more I am going to ask a question of you....
loyal reader's (or is it reader?) your valued opinion. Am I too damn whiny? I would say of myself yes... yes I am. But when I write it's to drive back those very dark and serious feelings that plague my slightly special (short bus) mind. Do you enjoy this writing style? Or do you enjoy those times when I "attempt" to be Clever and Witty?
Those of you who know me on a personal level know I am not always a whiny bitch. I actually put on a hell of a show of being retardedly goofy. But I really need this. I need your feedback...
Comment on "Ye Ol' Blog" here or send me a message either through e-mail: CaptpirateFace@aol.com
or through my myspace, www.myspace.com/captpirateface
If I am not a "friend" on myspace send me a request, I keep it private so you will need to know my last name or e-mail address. If you know my last name, good for you! I am not putting it up here (have I already??? hmmm.) But you do have my e-mail above.

To Continue my Masta List of super badass horror films we continue with #26 to #50 baby!

26. House


27. Donnie Darko


28. Predator


29. Terror Firmer


30. The Rest of the "Friday the 13th" series (again, what do you want..I'm lazy.)


31. Army of Darkness


32. Evil Dead II (I am sorry but I think the first "Evil Dead" Blew Monkey Cock.. let the hate mail commence...BEN ;)... )


33. Cemetery Man


34. The Undertaker and his Pals


35. Wrong Turn


36. The Hills Have Eyes "Remake" (The O.G. Hills movie put me to sleep Every time I tried to watch it.


37. Cabin Fever


38. Hellraiser


39. Dracula (re-make with Gary Oldman! Hell yes!)


40. IT


41. Old School Bela Lugosi "Dracula"


42. Bubba Ho-Tep


43. Wolf Creek


44. Piranha


45. Night of the Living Dead (Tom Savini Re-Make with Candyman as the lead)


46. speaking of Candyman.... Candyman!


47. Jaws


48. Classic "Frankenstein"


49. DeathRace 2000


50. Hostel

Keep it Real yo....
Captain PirateFace

How can you save me when you can't save yourself?

"nothing can save
you
except
writing.
it keeps the walls
from
failing."

Charles Bukowski