The best thing about life, Is knowing you put it together

"They look like big strong hands... don't they?"

Water rolls down the skin like tiny beads..
Eyes close so that they might see.
Illum tangendo (touching him)
This sun is a star in someone else's sky
Illum tangendo (touching him)
This moon is making someone cry...
Illum tangendo (touching him)

Captain PirateFace say's "Ahoy!"

Captain PirateFace say's "Ahoy!"
Updated by, Captain PirateFace

The Captain


This is not an Exit

Never Say Die!!!

"the tigers have found me
and I do not care."

Charles Bukowski

there is no fear here

there is no fear here
there is a fear here

Monday, February 28, 2011

and so... here i be.

Planning my trip to California makes me friggin' happy!!! Brandon and i are going to be dropping in on my cousins and will also be visiting the lovely cities of San Jose, Fremont, San Francisco, Santa Cruz, and Berkeley.... yep it's going to rock some fookin' sock's aight?
And... i got my ticket's (for: Myself, My son, best pal and ex-wife) for Arcade Fire!!!! And will be enjoying them two day's before my 31st god damn birthday.

Just the update of joy, nothing else for the second...


Captain PirateFace

Monday, February 21, 2011


Arcade Fire coming to Vegas 2 days before my Birthday.... Thank ya Lord.

April 14th at The Joint.

click my "JOY" to get the info!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

I'm singing in the rain! Just singing in the rain!

It's raining today in Las Vegas Nevada...
it's cold and miserable out... dismal...

i LOVE it... 

More soon...

Captain PirateFace

Monday, February 14, 2011

VD Day

 oh! the joy's of being an over-dramatic lonely fuck.... So today is "Make you feel like dogshit because you are alone day!". One of my personal "least" favorite days of the year. Yeah i am being cynical for sure... if i had somebody in my life maybe i wouldn't be so harsh on the holiday that "pushes" love. All today does is remind me how shitty it is to not have love in my life. 

Today just makes me miss her all the more. 

And it's almost been a year. 

Can't help but wonder how things are for her. 

but Johnny boy... you will never know.

So... Fuck today and I cannot wait to get in a bed and cover myself up and hide away from this shitty day, this shitty holiday and this shitty world as a whole.

Have a non-shitty Holiday for the rest of you, just because i am a miserable prick doesn't mean i don't wan't you (clearly) fine people to not enjoy the bounty's of love. i am just jealous as shit over it...  ;)


I used to open up my eyes in the morning and ready myself for your beauty.
Even after you just woke up I couldn't see anything wrong with the face you would so diligently hide calling yourself terrible names.
I miss waking up next to you.
I miss waking up next to someone.
I miss...
I miss...

i miss you.

But we always miss what we no longer have, can have, never have again.

Cupid has done nothing but consistently set me up for failure.
I can't figure if his aim is off or if that little bastard just doesn't like me?
So the search continues for that one girl who might be able to love me again...
whoever she may be...

Don't forget me cupid...

Captain WhinyFace

................ Valentine's Day...... bullocks.


fucking Valentines Day...


"Love" Captain PirateFace

Thursday, February 03, 2011

and the shadow of the day....

So... this sad video... this embarrassing video which i will soon be exposing you too... this video was one of the reasons my ex-girlfriend fell for me... again.. desperation has set in... i am hoping maybe it will lure in any potential future ex-girlfriends... dear god help me and try not to be too mean...

and this was filmed a few years ago... shit... i don't even know that singing asshole anymore ;)

be gentle.

and the sun will set for you....

love you guys.

captain pirateface


What makes you think I enjoy being led to the flood?



Had it out with a buddy the other day. i hope things will be better from here on out. If not... well, i have no patience for silly friend drama. i would rather have no friends.. which i am damn close to having... i have a handful of friends at best and they barely wan't to see me. i guess being a father is good enough for me...
after all was said and done with this friend, in the time it took me to chew him out... i still felt like the world's biggest prick. though in my heart, i know what i said needed to be said.

was going to go to Coachella this year, but ticket's sold out faster than i had time to secure the fund's, so... no Coachella. and that makes me sad :(

i have been so damn lonely. it seems like the longer i stay single the more i fall out of touch. i miss loving someone. i miss holding someone. i miss kissing and hanging out and having a partner in crime. i feel like a lonely fat solo Batman... where's my Catwoman eh? (You thought i was gonna say Robin huh?).
to quote from the film Magnolia: "I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it."
i have tried a few dating sites... desperation has finally set in... and i must be so fucking Shrek-like, as i repel most interesting/beautiful woman. i have met some cute ladies but my lack of social skills (socially retarded) i can't even bring myself to attempt to have a phone conversation with them... pathetic? yes. i totally agree. i get off work and spend hours alone in a room... i just wan't somebody to love... need.
it always makes me think of those i have loved and lost.. all of them. a year in March... i will be alone a year in March... fuck.

My Ex-Wife's Art show is tomorrow, if you get the chance to go... you should. if you live far... far away, well, at least check out her work.. Haunting and Beautiful.

and here is some crap poetry! enjoy!!!!

and the pretty girls no longer smile at me
even in a damn poem title i gotta lie?
pretty girls have "never" smiled at me...
the gal's i attract are usually a tad bit "different"...
maybe a little...
bat shit insane
and they might have...
track mark's
daddy issues
multiple lovely personalities...

(an oldie waaaaay back from 2009!!! woot! woot!
And I don't know this reality anymore

tiger cats eating my brain
scratching and
I stand in a candel lit bathroom
smelling her perfume, her scent
all while missing her
(and realize it's actually creepy to be doing this)
This makes me laugh out loud
as I write these silly damn words.
I want to high 5 everyone on earth.
I want to kiss soft lips and feel the bulge grow in my pants.
It's raining now and things feel hopefull.

I hope.

Atomic Cowboy

Oh Atomic Cowboy
You ride on through the night
Oh Atomic Cowboy
You stay brightly lit by the radiation.
Oh Atomic Cowboy
Even you horse is hardcore
not slightly bothered by an atomic blast.
Oh Atomic Cowboy
Keep kickin' up dust trails pardner!

Luv, Captain PirateFace

How can you save me when you can't save yourself?

"nothing can save
it keeps the walls

Charles Bukowski