The best thing about life, Is knowing you put it together

"They look like big strong hands... don't they?"

Water rolls down the skin like tiny beads..
Eyes close so that they might see.
Illum tangendo (touching him)
This sun is a star in someone else's sky
Illum tangendo (touching him)
This moon is making someone cry...
Illum tangendo (touching him)

Captain PirateFace say's "Ahoy!"

Captain PirateFace say's "Ahoy!"
Updated by, Captain PirateFace

The Captain


This is not an Exit

Never Say Die!!!

"the tigers have found me
and I do not care."

Charles Bukowski

there is no fear here

there is no fear here
there is a fear here

Thursday, April 24, 2008


I am in California baby! Updating this outdated fuck of a blog from my hotel/Hostel in L.A.! Tomorrow through Sunday I will be kicking it with the psycho's and creeps at Fango's Weekend of Horror's! Metting Captain Spaulding and the Original Leatherface! HELL YESSS! And Monday I will be spending the day at Disneyland with the family and Tuesday at Sea World! YEP. I FUCKING ROCK RIGHT NOW BEEEYATCH! I will upload pictures and all that jazz when I get back. Oh and drop me a line here or at my e-mail if you know about any cool shit I could be doing out here in L.A.


The Capn'


I love Ben Hall and his man teats!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

tomorrow is another day near death

Tomorrow I will be 28 years old... jesus christ.

more crap soon.

Love. the capatian

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Thank you strange and wonderful creatures...

Thank you anybody and everybody who has frequented this blog...
I checked the numbers today and have seen that within the last month
I have had over 700 hit! (which for this modest little site is a kick ass thing).
So again... Thank you all.

P.S. I have had another unfortunate writers block recently but you crazy kids have
inspired me to stop being a lazy ass and WRITE!!!!
so, there should be some fookin' site tonight or tomorrow.

Captain PirateFace

How can you save me when you can't save yourself?

"nothing can save
it keeps the walls

Charles Bukowski