And when something finaly makes the world go "wahu?" i will be there at the ships helm guiding "The Filthy Whore" into the chaos! Laughing...
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It is a o k johnny boy... You can talk to yourself through this blog by texting this bullshit forever!!
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And...... And! If your think you are clever you silly ass pirate... You are sadly mistaken.
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How can i ever really compare? oh shut up you whiny ass pirate!
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Thirtyone and my goofy ass still gets zits... Yay.
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Heat is my enemy. Las Vegas has a nasty hot breath that murders and cooks. Yay for Vegas summers... Sarcasm implied. Where is my ocean? my sea??

I looked into the sky and saw the real color of blue today. I had forgoten what the color had really looked like... I was pleased.
Capt.PirateFace

We walked slower through the mist and savored every breath as we grew and aged on as others perished around us. i am alive. i proved them wrong.
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We stand on the shoreline waiting for a glimpse of god but only catch the reflection of a daily dying sun. Over and over it plunges to the sea..
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Now the Captain get's "All the Love!!!!"

TPFR...


True Playa Fo' Real

Love TPFR "Big Pimpin'" Captain PirateFace

What Now???

can you believe that this beautiful girl loves me????

this girl here...

is in love...

with....

me....

yeah... crazy right? i ain't complaining... ;) ;)

Love, Zee Captain

"Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing." — Charles Bukowski

i have been writing... you have been warned... in the meantime here is some poetry by a "real" poet... The man... Charles Bukowski






As Bukowski said:


"there is a loneliness in this world so great
that you can see it in the slow movement of
the hands of a clock.

people so tired
mutilated
either by love or no love.

people just are not good to each other
one on one.

the rich are not good to the rich
the poor are not good to the poor.

we are afraid.

our educational system tells us
that we can all be
big-ass winners.

it hasn't told us
about the gutters
or the suicides.

or the terror of one person
aching in one place
alone

untouched
unspoken to

watering a plant."

— Charles Bukowski (Love is a Dog From Hell: Poems, 1974-1977)


and...


"Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire.... Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits on you. It's real. And to anybody watching, you look foolish. Like you've suddenly become an idiot. There's no cure for it unless you know somebody who understands how you feel, and knows how to help."
— Charles Bukowski


and...


"I suppose like others
I have come through fire and sword,
love gone wrong,
head-on crashes, drunk at sea,
and I have listened to the simple sound of water running
in tubs
and wished to drown"
— Charles Bukowski (The People Look Like Flowers At Last: New Poems)




Love...


Captain PirateFace

Woot woot says the man with diamonds in his pockets but no fingers in which to grab them. Humanity is terrible and amazing all at once.
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Dont be afraid. Dont mess up. Dont mess up. Dont mess up.... please john...please.
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And i grin like a lunatic till my face hurts. I can get used to this discomfort... It never felt better to be some thrilled.
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And i grin like a lunatic till my face hurts. I can get used to this discomfort... It never felt better to be some thrilled.
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I have been so happy and feeling so amazingly lucky lately. It is an amazing thing to find new love. It takes the very breath from my body...
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I am awash in passion and life. Thanking big brother karma for tipping the scales in my favor. Not only do my tears still hit the floor. I now smile at the sky

Loud screeching sound followed by this... "Shit! Fuck! Ow! That hurted!" Gabriel Robison . Age 7

I am happy... my soul is dancing...

So yeah... without revealing too much i have to say i have met an absolutely adorable girl who is crazy about me and it's a terribly nice feeling to be walking around with... yeah the Captain is in love again.

no i do not plan to fuck it up.










i plan on "winning".













and winning...

 and kicking...

and doing whatever the hell Gary Busey does

poetry is being written and soon enough will be posted...

Love you all...

Captain PirateFace