it's all right now, for I am here

day one has come and gone, and the amount of people looking to own a one-of-a-kind poetry chapbook has exceeded all my wildest dreams! Guess how many people are interested???
100? nooooo. 10? nooooo... the answer is: Not a damn single person so far.
(Update: 11-14-2007 - Ben Hall is interested... I love Ben)

Hello reality my name is John..
Pleased to meet you. ______________________________________________________________________ This madness.........................................................
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the blame game

This rotten world so beautiful and full of maddening life.
As this plague called the human race wades through the cesspool.
Biting, chocking, fucking and eating our way through existence.
And through the wide birth of terror that is visited upon my soul...
my heart beats strong with glowing purpose...
to give humanity one big giant germ free hug.
Smiling the big bone grin that would cower any self respecting,
grim-est of reapers.
Hiding the apparent erection poking through my bicycle shorts.
Am I winning any battle's anymore?
Wake me up when I lose.


Captain PirateFace