If I only had a heart...

when I was in early grade school, one valentines day... I had a friend named Brian.
Nobody liked Brian but me.. I felt bad for him because not one person had given him a valentine, so I took one of the ones I was going to give a girl and wrote "Have a better day Brian... Your friend John" but, as I was a youngster still learning to spell I wrote "Brain" instead of "Brian". So this little bastard decides to show the class and start bagging on me because I didn't know how to write his fucking name. I got made fun of the rest of the day and threw my valentines that I had personalized for each student in the trash.

Fuckin' Kids.

Just in case I forget or I am in a funk come Wednesday....
Happy Fucking Valentines Day.

Oh and if you know her go wish my wife a happy birthday on Wednesday on her myspace account...
www.myspace.com/artbygina .

See you later salamander cuz I wouldn't wanna be ya...

May the Force be with you... always.

Captain PirateFace