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pooping at smiths

2012-01-27T14:42:00.001-08:00

I thank thee all for waiting so patiently... I am back bitches.

Captain pirateface

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2012-01-25T21:53:00.001-08:00

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2012-01-07T13:04:00.001-08:00

I hate all this bullshit stacked up pretending to be my life...

2012-01-01T01:59:00.001-08:00

Happy new year amigos. Love John. A.K.A. Captain Pirateface!!!

2011-12-31T12:39:00.001-08:00

Just in case I don't get to say it later. Love you all. have a safe and happy new year. I will be spending my new years kiss with my dreammgirl. See ya next yr!

2011-12-25T03:22:00.001-08:00

Thanks mom and dad..... really.... not that my holidays couldn't have gotton more fucked. Thanks for messing it all up.

Maniac

2011-12-24T16:20:00.001-08:00

2011-12-24T13:42:00.003-08:00

(2/2) ;-)
Love, Captain PirateFace

2011-12-24T13:42:00.001-08:00

(1/2) And without sounding like a dick... I hope the holidays treat you all well... and if not well at least gently.
Life isn't shit all the time... just most

2011-12-23T15:44:00.001-08:00

People ask why I take so long in the restroom. Sometimes its panic attacks... sometimes crying... sometimes it feels like the only safe place I know.

2011-12-23T15:21:00.001-08:00

Wish I could stop crying.

2011-12-05T17:27:00.003-08:00

(2/2) weep like a little boy...

Captain Pirateface

2011-12-05T17:27:00.001-08:00

(2/2) weep like a little boy...

Captain Pirateface

2011-12-05T17:26:00.001-08:00

(1/2) I give up. You win sadness.... you win. I picked an enemy I could not beat.

No grown man should feel this sad so often.

No grown man should have to

2011-12-04T21:23:00.001-08:00

My god

2011-10-26T16:39:00.001-07:00

Anybody remember this place?

2011-10-26T15:34:00.001-07:00

The hunchback

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2011-10-26T14:39:00.001-07:00

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2011-10-26T13:56:00.000-07:00

2011-10-26T06:47:00.003-07:00

I dont know how much more i can take...

I dont know how much

2011-10-26T06:47:00.001-07:00

I dont know how much more i can take...

Here is an honest try....

2011-10-26T05:16:00.001-07:00

Have a good Wednesday.... I will give it my best.

The Captain

2011-10-25T14:16:00.001-07:00

The place i realized that everyone lies and is selfish. People are mean. adults screw up kids. That i will always look for the good in everything and always.... Always end up let down and dissapointed. I can only make me better... Nobody else... With the exception of my son. I can make me better and the better i am and be. Of corse. come the more it will hurt when i get stabbed in the back or lied to or taken advantnage of. And it will happen again and again and again... I just realized this just here and just now at this place.

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2011-10-24T14:31:00.003-07:00

"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."

"Every man has his secret

2011-10-24T14:31:00.001-07:00

"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."

2011-10-22T23:21:00.001-07:00

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2011-10-22T15:28:00.001-07:00

Gabriel enjoying some die antwoord.

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2011-10-21T08:41:00.001-07:00

Haircut

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in heaven... everything is fine.

2011-10-20T00:03:00.001-07:00

everybody goes even those who fall behind.

2011-10-19T23:59:00.001-07:00

just can't seem to hold on....

2011-10-19T23:39:00.000-07:00

stupid

I close my ears and hear the sound of the blood pumping in my veins.
I hear a low muffled cry, a soft and covered sobbing...
coming from my own stupid mouth.
My eyes close cutting off tear trails as they lazily fall from my face and into my soul.
Stupid loving heart.
You can see she doesn't really exist.
But you stumble blindly forward grasping and reaching for that moment...
where she loves you with but a touch.
But she is transparent... she isn't real.
Loving a ghost.
I sit on the shore watching for my ship to finally come in and take me away...
On rough waters I watch as my ship sinks in the darkness in sight of land...
as my heart takes the plunge.
Beating until it bursts.

Green Eyes

bursting with raw emotion
her kiss is a tangle of tongue and love
she is my poison
and I drink fully and willingly.
She is my hopes and dreams
she is my downfall.
at least it will last a little while...

Music

My Actor boy

2011-10-16T12:44:00.001-07:00

So.. I say to Gabriel... Make a "dissapointed" face... This is what i got.

Pure B.S.!!! Brought to you by a whiny bitch!

2011-10-16T08:45:00.003-07:00

Pure unrefined bullshit. I am so sick of it.

This deer was eating my shirt....

2011-10-15T20:47:00.001-07:00

not my dick...

Captain PirateFace

?

2011-10-15T19:28:00.003-07:00

It must be dumb question night... Anybody else?

road trippin'

2011-10-15T12:30:00.003-07:00

Yay! Bonnie Springs here we come!

Ninja Boy

2011-10-14T17:56:00.001-07:00

My ninja boy

Fatman Strength!

2011-10-13T12:09:00.001-07:00

This is how one holds up a wall.

fat man strength.

captain pirateface

I wish i was anybody but me

2011-10-13T04:52:00.001-07:00

I wish i was anybody but me right now. I dont know if i can get through this day.

2011-10-11T13:18:00.000-07:00

Getting ready for the afternoon, good ol bike ride to brianas. Can you see me smiling fuckers?

2011-10-11T09:33:00.001-07:00

Do or do not

2011-10-09T13:44:00.001-07:00

What a sad...tired face. With elf hair.

Maniac.

2011-10-08T18:36:00.001-07:00

Captains...

2011-10-08T18:34:00.000-07:00

Of the world.

Supah John!

2011-10-08T18:32:00.001-07:00

Yay!

2011-10-08T18:29:00.001-07:00

Gabriel. Mountain tamer.

Cobraaaaaaaa!

2011-10-08T18:25:00.001-07:00

...........

2011-10-08T18:22:00.001-07:00

Gabriel. Yo Joe!

The boy...

2011-10-08T18:19:00.001-07:00

Gabriel

Gabriel...

2011-10-08T18:14:00.001-07:00

Taking a pee...

Briana...

2011-10-08T18:11:00.001-07:00

After her asian tour.

2011-10-08T18:09:00.001-07:00

Cross cultures...

2011-10-08T17:40:00.001-07:00

Briana photographing the asians.

2011-10-08T16:00:00.001-07:00

Yep

2011-10-08T13:09:00.001-07:00

See... I told you so. Turkey death.

2011-10-08T12:15:00.001-07:00

.....

Hmm?

2011-10-08T01:57:00.001-07:00

Here it is... The middle of the night and i find a picture of my buddy Tony on the floor... Hmmm?

"Infinitus est numerus stultorum"

2011-10-08T01:46:00.003-07:00

"Infinitus est numerus stultorum" wink wink

daddy

2011-10-07T20:01:00.003-07:00

My father once beat a buffalo to death with bare hands and then ate the still beating heart... He cried later that night...

no he didn't

Bananananas

2011-10-07T19:58:00.001-07:00

Dang. Quick like a tigercat this one!

Attacked. And i had come in peace...

2011-10-07T19:54:00.001-07:00

Now blinded! I almost lose balance and fall to my doom. She is a wiley one.

The discovery...

2011-10-07T19:50:00.001-07:00

I am discovered! I must holld my ground and take photographic proof that my girlfriend is indeed... A cyclops.

Sneak attack one

2011-10-07T19:46:00.001-07:00

I am ninja. She hear nothing but air and television and phone device. I am kitten like in my sneak.

pushaw!

2011-10-07T09:15:00.001-07:00

At work... Hardly working.

The darkness is coming...

2011-10-06T18:35:00.001-07:00

The storm is dark and creeping in. I love it all.

bad-ass

2011-10-06T18:19:00.001-07:00

Being a badass.... Owned.

she...

2011-10-06T18:17:00.001-07:00

The end of her adventure

dead sexy

2011-10-06T15:35:00.000-07:00

Sexy.

cars

2011-10-06T15:31:00.001-07:00

doof

2011-10-06T15:28:00.001-07:00

Bike adventurererer..

storm

2011-10-06T15:25:00.001-07:00

Bike adventures

lonesome rode

2011-10-06T15:22:00.001-07:00

Bike adventures

arg.

2011-10-06T15:20:00.001-07:00

Bike adventures

is it soup yet?

2011-09-30T19:35:00.001-07:00

When you know its soup...

punch cute little animals in the face

2011-09-30T15:38:00.003-07:00

So... I am frustrated to the point of wanting to punch cute little animals in the face over and over again...

ass finger

2011-09-29T09:35:00.001-07:00

So not happy

soon after this picture was taken... I had a mans finger up my ass... yeah.

Dr... Dr.... give me the moves...

2011-09-29T08:32:00.001-07:00

Dr office.... Yay.

systematization

2011-09-29T08:24:00.001-07:00

And now...

artard.

2011-09-29T07:21:00.001-07:00

Going to quick care for my stomach.

life could be a dream sweetheart....

2011-09-28T06:45:00.000-07:00

My son rocks.

for all these reasons and more...

yeah... I love the little monster.

Captain PirateFace

Don't get it...

2011-09-27T13:55:00.001-07:00

I dont get it

Evil Clown

2011-09-25T15:45:00.001-07:00

Preview of evil.

Me Madre...

2011-09-24T18:54:00.003-07:00

My moms legs are itchy! Alert the media!

Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats! Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-09-24T12:33:00.001-07:00

Today i am a thundercat.

Today is balls.

2011-09-24T11:31:00.001-07:00

Today is balls.

my father...

2011-09-23T06:04:00.003-07:00

My father once wrastled a gator and sure nuff soon he had himself some gator skin boots... No he didnt..

then

2011-09-23T06:00:00.001-07:00

Now

2011-09-22T14:50:00.003-07:00

I rule.

ugh!

2011-09-22T10:45:00.001-07:00

My girl...

2011-09-21T21:49:00.001-07:00

Thats my girl... So damn cute!

I swear to tell the truth... the whole truth.. and nothing but.

2011-09-21T21:46:00.003-07:00

I am the maniac... I am the ghoul...

Mmmmm!

2011-09-21T18:52:00.001-07:00

Now

breaking apart the congealed blood in my mouth... spitting blood red boogies wherever I may go...

2011-09-21T12:42:00.000-07:00

Jason Webely "There's Not A Step We Can Take That Does Not Bring Us Closer."

And we return to her with thirsty eyes,
With history burning between our thighs,
With naked longing trembling behind our smiles.
We're going back to touch this hallowed land,
We've got God in our hearts, we're holding gifts in our hands,
And in that bag there is a loaded gun,
This is a loaded gun, I've got a-

And we return, backs straight, chins high, hair shorn,
We're going back to taste the grain from where our hunger was born,
In bodies withered, wrinkled, worn,
The framework showing through where the skin is torn.
We are army ants, we are worker bees,
We are salmon in the stream after years at sea,
And this is blind man's bluff, but we don't need to see,
Because we never miss our targets, no we can't miss.

And we return to surrender, we return to fight,
To keep warm inside her beauty just another night.
We're going to turn back the tape to where the music starts,
We're going to feel the cost of living in our fingers and hearts.
We're going back to the place where the river begins,
We going to break until the tears have burned away the sins
We're wanna lose ourselves and learn to make love again,
We here to finish what we start, we're going to rip this all apart,
We're going to press against the sky until we see our mother's face.

as the swans circled the ugly duckling the last thought on his mind before they tore him apart was

"why?"

Captain PirateFace

2011-09-20T18:28:00.001-07:00

A horse is a horse....... Heroin?

Who am i?

2011-09-20T16:30:00.001-07:00

Who am i?

A weighted question with a grip of answers.

I dont want to lose myself again...

I feel like i dont exist.

I am a "Monster"

2011-09-20T07:37:00.001-07:00

What i am.. As Kanye West said "I'm a mother fucking monster."

shadows

2011-09-19T14:50:00.001-07:00

And now.

Bullshit

2011-09-19T14:29:00.001-07:00

Oh yeah... Where?

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

2011-09-19T07:44:00.001-07:00

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ <---Do it!

Game Time

2011-09-18T14:15:00.001-07:00

Briana thinks she looks.. Special in this picture.